Could I get some extra guards down at the hospital, please? Someone using this frequency is threatening to come down and steal medical records.

[she's shouting over the sound of battles and carnage]

I'm on my way to the hospital. Are there any other doctors there right now?

If you've been hurt by these things, get there AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

[A certain someone has just woken up, very confused, in the street-- the last thing she remembers is falling asleep in her apartment in Horton]

[Naturally, as a Discedo veteran, the first thing she does is grab her communicator]

What's going on? Did I--

... Did I die?

A general announcement:

As the city's food, clothing, and weaponry stocks have dwindled, so have the hospital's medical supplies. Therefore, we would like to ask people to be as sparing as they can when it comes to things like bandages and medication. I know we're not exactly wasteful most of the time, but it's important to slow the run-out as ( Read more... )

Because the filters aren't working, we're not going to be able to do anything with the medical records over the network this month. If you are new to the city or have had changes to your history (such as getting your chip out), please stop by the hospital at your convenience to fill a form out. Thank you.

[OOC: This is the form she'll have them ( Read more... )

I can't be the only Jew in the city, can I?

OOC: Reference!

For anyone who missed it the first time, Washu has developed a medical questionnaire so that the hospital can better treat and keep track of its patients. Despite how you may feel about doctors and hospitals, it really is in your best interests to fill this out fully and truthfully; you may think that you can afford to wait and only tell to us ( Read more... )